Me: I can’t wait to have our alone time tomorrow night! What should we do? Visit American Science and Surplus again?
Son: Mom, it’s not alone time.
Me: Yes! I mean, when you and I get to hang out alone, without your brother or anybody else.
Son: Mom, if you are together with somebody else, it’s not alone time.
Me: Oh.
Son: It’s together time.
Me: Okay. What should we do in our together time?
Son: Chuck E. Cheese!
Ugh.
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