Posts Tagged ‘dinosaurs’
And yes, of course, those are kai vultures.
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Did you ever hear of a kai wolf?
13Dec08
They are very fierce. They are faster than a bull or a bullet. They are faster than lizards or deer when they are running for prey.
They are stronger than a wolverine.
Nothing can kill them, because they are poisonous. Their poison is in their cubis, like roadrunner crocodiles. They store it [...]
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Want to hear another joke?
06Sep08
A brachisaurus sure has a short neck.
And another?
Brachiosauruses eat ants.
(I liked yesterday’s better.)
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Want to hear a new joke?
05Sep08
Older son: Want to hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Older son: The brachiosaurus smelled his own butt.
Me: Hey! That’s a pretty good one, his neck could reach. Where did you hear it?
Older son: I made it up.
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