Posts Tagged ‘robots’

Almost verbatim car conversation, from yesterday:
Son:  “Mom, did you know that before people were invented, robots lived all over the earth.”
Me:  (Pause)  “Really?”
Son:  “Yeah, robots.”
Me:  (Pause)  “Well, who invented people, anyway?”
Son:  (Pause)  “Oh, the robots invented them.”
Me:  “What about the robots, who invented them?”
Son:  “God.  Actually God and the robots invented the people together.”
Me:  “Oh, [...]