Would you like to see my zoo? It has three mooses.
One is named Massage. She is the girl. This one is named Urdy. And this one is Black Eye.
Why Black Eye?
Because he has a black back.
Oh, well then maybe you should call him Black Back?
Oh no, no, I couldn’t change his name.
Oh. Hey, why is Massage a girl’s name?
Because it’s so beautiful!
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