A difficult interview
Mom: Tell me again about how the bottlenose roadrunner crocodile does sleepflying.
Older son: Oh. Let me tell you something. Did you know how you can tell the roadrunner croc is sleeping?
Mom: No, I didn’t. Is that when it does the sleepflying, when it’s asleep?
Older son: Well, how you can tell it is sleeping is that it is very still. You see, like this, how I am still?
Older son: Well my stillness is how you can tell I am half roadrunner crocodile.
Mom: Oh. Do you sleepfly then?
Older son: Let me tell you something. Did you ever hear of the bottlenose elephant?
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