Roadrunner crocs are mammals.




It’s funny that their name is crocodile then.

(pause) It’s the roadrunner part.

Well, a roadrunner is a bird, and a crocodile is a reptile, so which part exactly is the mammal part?

Their fur.  (meaningful stare)

They have fur?

Yes.  To keep them warm.

Oh, I remember, they are warm-blooded, too.

Yes.  (pause)  Let me tell you something.


Did you ever hear of a roadrunner elephant?


Well they lay eggs.



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