Roadrunner crocs are mammals.
It’s funny that their name is crocodile then.
(pause) It’s the roadrunner part.
Well, a roadrunner is a bird, and a crocodile is a reptile, so which part exactly is the mammal part?
Their fur. (meaningful stare)
They have fur?
Yes. To keep them warm.
Oh, I remember, they are warm-blooded, too.
Yes. (pause) Let me tell you something.
Did you ever hear of a roadrunner elephant?
Well they lay eggs.
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