Baby Jesus and the Dinosaurs

29Dec08

I am so glad that Rebecca posted her daughter’s hilarious Christmas story as a comment to the More About Jesus post:

A long time ago, a T-Rex stole the Baby Jesus for ten days.

The T-Rex put it in a manger, because that’s where it goes, and watched it for a while.

Then the T-Rex decided that the Baby Jesus looked delicious, and he was going to eat it.

God is the father of Baby Jesus, and God was mad at the T-Rex, so he made the T-Rex die and he made all the T-Rex’s friends and family die, too. And the dinosaurs went extinct. Because God was mad.

Merry Christmas!

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