Once Upon a Time in a World of Butts
Older son: Once upon a time, in a world of butts, there was a boy who was made out of butts. And everything in that world was made out of butts. The houses were made out of butts. The sun was made out of butts. The snow was made out of butts. (pause here for uncontrollable laughter) All the people were made out of butts. Where their head was, there was a butt. The bears were made out of butts. And when the people (laughter again, interrupting words), and when they opened their…
Mom: Enough! I know what’s coming next and I don’t want to hear anymore.
Note: I blame Rebecca, ask her about the magnum opus, Chicken Butt.
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