Posts Tagged ‘dinosaurs’

And yes, of course, those are kai vultures. Advertisements

They are very fierce. They are faster than a bull or a bullet. They are faster than lizards or deer when they are running for prey. They are stronger than a wolverine. Nothing can kill them, because they are poisonous. Their poison is in their cubis, like roadrunner crocodiles. They store it in their nose. […]

A brachisaurus sure has a short neck. And another? Brachiosauruses eat ants. (I liked yesterday’s better.)

Older son:  Want to hear a joke? Me:  Sure. Older son:  The brachiosaurus smelled his own butt. Me:  Hey!  That’s a pretty good one, his neck could reach.  Where did you hear it? Older son:  I made it up.