Posts Tagged ‘God’

Adding to my children’s complicated religious life is the fact that they have attended day care at a local Jewish center.  My older son, who is now five, has attended there since he was an infant.  He used to want to be Jewish, but lately he has become more aware of the fact that I am […]

Bear with me, it is going to take me longer to get to the funny story this time.   First, I just discovered that at this moment if you google “punching Jesus,” the top hit is a link to one of my posts.  Since on an average day this blog gets about 7 hits, I […]

This story is from the hilarious mouth of my friend Rebecca’s daughter: Mom [to her toddler]:  Did you take the yogurt I put on the table for your sister? Toddler:  Shakes head no.  (He is holding the yogurt). Sister [to her toddler brother]:  Don’t lie.  Jesus will come down from Heaven and punch you in […]

Almost verbatim car conversation, from yesterday: Son:  “Mom, did you know that before people were invented, robots lived all over the earth.” Me:  (Pause)  “Really?” Son:  “Yeah, robots.” Me:  (Pause)  “Well, who invented people, anyway?” Son:  (Pause)  “Oh, the robots invented them.” Me:  “What about the robots, who invented them?” Son:  “God.  Actually God and […]